
Day 3 of The 30 Day Proactive Test
I feel very proactive right now. I stayed up all night doing meth and smoking crack cocaine. I feel like a mighty god.
It turns out these two guys in this online Buddhist community I have belonged to for 13 years are really not liking this whole journalistic endeavor I am on and their names are Kos and Kapi and to them I say, "Ef u man! I will kill you bastards! I challenge you both to duels, you sonsabitches!"
I am being proactive, taking the bull by the horns and assuming my rightful position as alpha-male of you dickless she-men!
You cannot fight the mighty power of The Triad - Stuck, Squid and Charles. We will crush you with our equanimity and proactivity.
Anyway, I must go now.
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